Brett: “I forgot how much sunburns hurt.”
Jade: “Don’t you get sunburned all the time?”
Brett: “No, I’m the person who NEVER gets sunburned because I’m always putting sun tan lotion on. I can’t even think of the last time I got sunburned.”
Jade: “Oh, wait, I’m the one who gets sunburned all the time. It doesn’t hurt that badly – why are you whining about it?”
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Too funny