Colter (while rubbing his stomach): “I feel fat.”
Jade (pushing her stomach out): “You’re not fat – look at me!”
Colter: “I didn’t say I was fat, I said I feel fat. I just had four hamburgers, some baked beans, some macaroni salad, three cookies, and some pecan pie.”
Jade (after thinking for a minute): “Okay, I didn’t have that much, but I’m still more fat than you!”
PJ Jonas
Teaching Families to Work Hard Together
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