Indigo: “It’s Mom and Dad’s anniversary! I want to watch the video of when they met?”
Brett: “We don’t have a video of when they met.”
Indigo: “No, the one where the kids told the story of how they met.”
(Happy Anniversary, Mom and Dad! This is the video that Indigo wanted to watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5IOH1jOQog&list=PLwFJR-hvj2c0PXG5fjpBq2XFP4c49IMjt&index=22)
Quotes
Jim: “How do you feel about Colter turning eighteen?”
Brett: “It’s not happening.”
Jim: “It’s not?”
Brett: “Nope, nope, nope. Not happening.”
Mom: “Your core temperature is?”
Emery: “132?”
Colter: “You’re chronically dead.”
Jade: “Colter’s eighteen now – that means he’s old.”
Jade: “I always thought the fireworks today were for my birthday.”
PJ: “When you have an injury, you RICE it. What does RICE mean?”
Indigo: “You… move it around?”
Dad: “Nobody wants to go to Chillers.”
Jade: “I want to go to Chillers!! I want the Chocolate Cherry Chunky Thingy!”
PJ: “What counts as a bean?”
Jade: “Beans.”
Brett: “Split peas.”
Emery: “Lentils.”
Greyden: “Hummus.”
Jim: “Coffee.”
Indigo: “COCOA.”
PJ: “Why are you wearing those ruined shoes? We just got you new ones!”
Jade: “These are my commuting shoes.”
Indigo: “I think that was the most insane week of my life.”
Jade: “Don’t you say that every week?”
Brett: “But this time it was true.”
Jade (with a sigh): “Why are all the quotes on the blog about me?”
Brett: “Because you’re so cute?”
Jade (with another sigh): “Uh huh.”
Colter: “I need your help with this tarp before we have the biggest kite in the county.”
Indigo: “I didn’t say you could take it!”
Jade: “You kinda threw it at me, so I think that means I get to take it.”
Jade: “I like going to networking events with Brett because they usually have donuts.”
Brett: “They usually have coffee too.”
Jade: “Why would I be interested in coffee? I’m just there for the donuts. And seeing people I know.”
Colter: “I think with a map I could memorize the layout of the Biltmore in four hours.”
Indigo: “But it’s like, the biggest house ever.”
Colter: “So?”