Emery: “That meeting had so many movie quotes in it.”
Greyden: “But we were the only ones who understood them!”
Emery: “That’s still fun, because then everyone else is confused, and we’re not, so we look smart.”

Greyden: “We went through the opposite of heaven last night, but we got it fixed!”

Emery: “Fletcher, can you picture a spinning cube in your head?”
Fletcher: “No, I just don’t use my brain that much.”

Hewitt: “Mom, who said that? Because it looks like hypocrite, and I know that’s not a good thing.”
PJ: “Oh, that’s Hippocrates.”

Greyden (standing on the front porch, looking out at the pouring rain): “Maybe I’ll wait a bit to go to the barn.”

Indigo: “I love that dragon that you drew! It looks just like a dragon.”
Emery: “Well, it was supposed to be a horse, but then it didn’t look at all like a horse so I turned it into a dragon.”

Brett: “Wait wait wait! Don’t leave yet!”
Jade: “Why not?”
Brett: “Because that’s the last umbrella and it’s pouring.”
Jade (mischievously): “What would you do if I took it?”
Brett: “I… have no idea.”

Jade: “Sometimes I think people are crazy.”
Indigo: “Sometimes they ARE crazy.”
Jade: “And sometimes they’ve just spent too much time with my brothers.”

Fletcher: “How easy would it be for me to pass myself off as the unknown Jonas Brother because I have no singing talent?”

Hewitt: “On our last s’more, can we have two pieces of chocolate?”
PJ: “Yes.”
Jim: “By your last one, do you mean your ninth?”
Hewitt: “No, I’m going for ten.”

PJ: “There are barn swallows EVERYWHERE.”
Brett: “Well… we kinda have six barns.”

Fletcher: “It’s so wet that anywhere you stand becomes a puddle when your feet sink down into the ground.”

Brett: “Sideways rain is never fun.”
Greyden: “Yes it is! It’s like a free shower.”

Emery: “You know, if we switch the bedrooms around like this, it will be the first time Greyden and I haven’t shared a room in thirteen years.”
PJ: “…that’s actually really sad.”

PJ (to one of the boys): “Don’t hold your fork like that, hold it like this.”
Indigo: “That’s a girly way to hold it.”
PJ: “No, it’s the mannerly way.”