PJ: “Don’t make a bad decision because you’re rushing to make a decision. Give it time. Many bad decisions are made before a decision is even required.”

PJ: “Why is it that every time I say, ‘I have good news,’ people always assume I’m about to announce that I’m pregnant??”

Jade: “It’s funner.”
Indigo: “Funner isn’t a word.”
Jade: “It’s. .. more fun.”
Indigo: “There you go!”

Greyden (laughing hysterically): “I’m pizza-drunk.”

(Mom was asking what everyone wanted for dinner.)
Hewitt: “We could order Pizza Hut from Papa Johns!”

Anyone in the family at any given time: “That’s a quote!”

Brett: “Jade, say something funny. I need to laugh.”
Jade: “When you say that, all my funny goes away.”

Jade: “Oh dear. My head is boggling in my mind.”

Hewitt: ” You need to go left here.”
PJ: “But Daddy said ‘go right’.”
Hewitt: “Uh, you’d better listen to Dad.”

Jade: “It’s so BORING when everyone isn’t here. It’s peaceful, but boring.”

PJ: “Just because it’s a good deal doesn’t mean it’s a good decision.”

Greyden: “I had a dream that Mom had a job for me that lasted the ENTIRE SUMMER and it still wasn’t done. Actually, it was more of a nightmare.”

Jade spilled an entire container of yogurt on the floor.
PJ: “I’m proud of you. You cleaned up that big mess without complaining.”
Jade: “It wasn’t a big mess. It was HUGE!”

Jade (looking over Dad’s shoulder at Facebook): “Who’s that?”
Dad: “That’s Meredith. She’s a friend of mine from high school.”
Jade: “Oh, so she’s old right?”

Jade: “Colter, why don’t you try the shrimp?”
Colter: “Because you’re sitting across from me.”
Jade: “Huh?”
Colter: “You’re sitting across from me and your face looks good clean.”
Jade: “Huh?”
PJ: “He’s threatening to throw up on you if he has to try the shrimp.”