Jade: “Can you come un-password the computer?”

A friend of ours just had a baby and the Jonas children have been very excited to see her.
Brett: “I’m going to hold her the whole time.”
Hewitt: “Well, you’re going to have to give her up for at least two minutes, because I’m going to hold her.”
Jade: “Whoa. I’m holding her for more than two minutes, Brett. You can’t hold her the whole time!”

Greyden (who fixes the broken stuff around here): “Normally, hitting a broken door knob with a hammer doesn’t fix it… but this time it did!”

Jade: “INDI. COME HERE QUICKLY. TRUST ME.”
Indigo: “Um… why?”

Indigo: “Daddy, are you going for a bike ride?”
Jim: “What gives you that idea?”
Indigo: “You’re wearing your ‘don’t hit me’ shirt.”

Indigo: “I don’t have any funny things to say. Everyone laughs at everything Jade says but I’m not that funny.”

Brett: “I totally messed up that Midterm.”
The next day….
Brett: “Hey! I got an A on my Midterm!!”

Timmy (a young friend to his mom): “When I played last night, I always wanted my teammate to be one of the Jonases. They smelled good. Everybody else smelled like SWEAT!!!”

A friend to Jim: “You’re the only Dad I’ve ever met that does Dad jokes correctly.”

PJ: “I could eat that whole basket of warm rolls but I’m not going to.”
Brett: “Same here. But I’m not going to.”
Indigo (with a smirk): “Well, I will!”

Jade (in disgust): “Awww, great. It has vegetables.”

PJ: “The right decision doesn’t always lead to an easy path.”
Indigo: “But I want it to be easy.”

PJ: “There’s soap on the stove for dinner.”
Jade: “Uh… Mom…”
PJ: “Soup. I meant soup.”

Brett (innocently): “Oh no. I touched this piece of chocolate covered caramel with my hands. I guess I’ll just have to eat it.”

PJ: “Why are you eating out all the potatoes first?”
Emery: “Potatoes should not be served in soup. They should be served in sour cream and cheese.”