Indigo: “Brett’s about to be 19? That’s OLD.”
Brett: “Gee, thanks.”

Mom: “Why do you have a 20 dollar bill?”
Jade: “I’m using it as a book mark.”

Fletcher: “Get ready for the heavy lifting.”
Colter: “You call this heavy? I could lift it with one hand.”
Fletcher: “No you can’t.”
Colter (lifts the thing with one hand): “Can.”

Indigo: “I miss Tyson.”
Jade: “Who’s Tyson? WAIT. DON’T TELL ME. You’re a big spoiler! All you ever do is spoil books for me!”

Greyden: “I don’t get grossed out by belly-flopping in goat poop, but girls’ hair makes me puke.”

Indigo: “Well, she’s awake now! I jumped on her myself.”
Moments later….
Jim: “Oh, good morning, Jade.”
Jade (scowling): “Where’s Indigo??”

Greyden: “If you’re not dying on the floor, you’re fine. Walk it off.”

PJ: “You may NOT bring food with you to the bathroom.”

Emery: “In less than two weeks, we’re going to have five teenagers. That’s scary.”

Fletcher: “So… how is Cyber Monday different from Black Friday?”

Brett: “The best part about Black Friday is that I CAN PLAY CHRISTMAS MUSIC.”

Hewitt: “Pumpkin pie is one of the bestest things I’ve ever tasted.”

Colter: “Don’t you dare turn on the Christmas music.”
Brett: “But it’s almost Thanksgiving!”
Colter: “Christmas music is AFTER Thanksgiving.”
Brett: “Orrrrrrrr Christmas can be all year round.”
Colter: “Or not.”

Brett: “IT’S ALMOST TIME TO START LISTENING TO CHRISTMAS MUSIC!!”

Indigo (whining): “Jaaaaade, stop breaking my hair tie.”
Jade: “I’m not, I’m just chewing on it.”