Jade: “I’M NOT READING FAST ENOUGH. I NEED TO READ MORE OF THIS BOOK.”

Brett: “Jade, did you clean up your mess?”
Jade: “Which mess?”

Greyden: “Have you ever read for so long that your eyes don’t want to stay open any longer?”
PJ: “Yes, but it usually takes a while.”
Greyden: “I read for over seven hours. I think that’s long enough.”

Jade: “Can we do a family puzzle?”
Seven hours later…
Jade: “That was fun! Let’s do another one!”

Jade: “I can’t believe it’s already past Christmas and we don’t have any snow.”

Indigo: “Happy Birthday, Jesus!”

PJ: “Tomorrow, you’re not allowed to wake Mom and Dad up before 7:30.”
Jade: “How about… 7:23?”
Hewitt: “Or 7:03?”
PJ: “No, 7:30.”

Hewitt: “Greyden, Emery, and I came up with a great idea in my eyes. Well… it was probably great in their eyes also.”

Greyden: “Someday, I’ll have more muscles than Colter. That’s my goal.”

Hewitt: “I wish I could do college now so I don’t have to do it when I’m older.”

Colter: “Nobody cooks for a hundred people like my mom.”

Brett: “NO MORE HOMEWORK!”

Colter: “Really?”
Brett: “What?”
Colter: “Really?”
Brett: “What?”
Colter: “Really?”
Emery: “STOP.”

Hewitt: “ONLY TEN DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS.”
Indigo: “Why are you so excited?”
Hewitt: “Because I have AWESOME presents for everyone!”

Emery: “Wowwwwww. No offense, Brett, but you’re old.”
Brett: “You too?? Indigo just told me that.”
Emery: “You’re nineteen now. Get used to it.”