Indigo: “I must be very, very short for my age. That girl is nine, and she’s like a foot and a half taller than me.”
Dad: “Maybe her dad is a frost giant.”
Indigo: “No, she’s nowhere near blue.”

Hewitt: “Mom, do you think we’ll be busy on January 25th, 2018, at 9:30 in the morning? [My friend] is going to have his birthday party then and wants to know if I can go.”
Mom: “2018?”
Hewitt: “Yup.”

Indigo: “You know that Mary Poppins song about staying awake? It doesn’t work.”

Brett: “Please tell me it’s not really March.”
Colter: “It’s really March.”
Brett: “Gee, thanks. You’re a great brother.”
Colter: “I know.”

PJ: “In a sheet protector and everything, huh?”
Brett: “Uh….”
PJ (laughing): “Oh, my organized daughter.”

Brett: “If you just spot clean your room, it only takes like five minutes.”
Indigo: “Orrrrr we could just let you do it all when you think it looks too dirty.”

Greyden: “Please tell me you didn’t name a baby goat Zamsel.”
Emery: “We’re running out of Z names!”

Jade: “I think the baby goats ate a whole chunk of my hair.”

Indigo: “Gooooooood morning, Brett.”
Brett: “I didn’t forget. Happy Birthday!!”

Jade: “My belly hurts from baby goats climbing on it.”

Jonas Child Who Shall Not Be Named: “Love you, Mom.”
Mom: “Did you just fart while you were hugging me?”
J-C-W-S-N-B-N: “Uh…. maybe?”

Emery: “I can’t decide which kind of pasta to make today.”
Fletcher: “They’re all the same thing.”
Emery: “How can you say that??”

Brett: “No, I won’t be here today, I’ll be networking all day.”
Jade: “What’s networking?”
Brett: “It’s where you hand out your business card and introduce yourself three hundred million times in one day.”

Brett: “You can’t get your own library card without Mom or Dad, because you’re still a minor.”
Indigo: “And you’re not a major?”

Brett: “I can’t even handle this level of cute. How are baby goats so adorable?”