Brett: “Say something funny.”
Jade: “I know you’re running out of quotes for the blog again. I’m not saying anything funny.”
Brett: “You know I’m going to use this as a quote anyway, right?”
Jade: “Gahhhhhh.”

A friend: “You even have one of those pen holders that go IN your three ring binder?”
Brett: “Yeah.”
Friend: “You are the most organized person I’ve ever met.”