Jade: “I think we should have a pizza party every day.”
PJ: “I think you’d get tired of pizza.”
Jade: “But when I got tired of it, I’d just feed it to the chickens and eat eggs for awhile, and then I’d go back to pizza when I was tired of eggs.”

Brett: “A kid on the tour the other day said we weren’t a farm because we don’t have pigs.”
Jade: “That’s okay. Someone asked me why we had so many sheep.”

Jade: “Baby bunnies look weird.”
Indigo: “They do not! They look adorable.”
Jade: “Not when they’re first born!”
Indigo: “…okay, you’re right.”

Jade: “Indigo, do you want to be the spy? Then I can be the ruthless leader.”

Colter: “I know which cheese I have to make based on which kid is in charge of the farm store. If Jade’s in charge, the garlic sells the best. If Indigo’s in charge, the jalapeño cheese skyrockets.”

Indigo: “I like Fridays at the Farm because we have lots of yummy food and sometimes our friends come.”

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Jade: “Are you listening to Christmas music???”
Brett: “Uh… no?

Colter: “Even when Mom says she doesn’t want carbs with cheese on top, we get carbs with cheese on top for dinner.”

PJ (after something in the oven burned and the smoke filled the house): “That’s probably gonna set off the smoke alarms.”
Greyden: “If that DOESN’T set off the smoke alarms, we need new smoke alarms.”

Greyden: “I took two showers today. An unexpected one in the rain, and one right after that to wash off the mud.”

Brett (to Colter): “When we were little, Bob the Builder was your favorite show because of the tools, and Arthur was my favorite because Arthur went to the library.”

Emery: “Your [singing] voice could be coming out of the other end of a toilet and it would still sound better than mine.”

Greyden: “You can’t have an “event” without free food. It doesn’t count as an event!”

Emery: “Mom, how many days till Mother’s day?”
PJ: “It’s tomorrow.”
Emery: “Oh.”

Jade: “Brett, did you hear that there was a broken cookie from the farm store that we get to eat?”
Brett: “ooh, where is it?”
Jade: “I ate it all.”
Brett: “And why did you think you needed to tell me about it?”