Hewitt has been having difficulty getting dressed lately. Most of the time he would prefer to spend the entire day in his pajamas. He already ripped a thousand holes in his Pirates pajamas by running around outside in them.
So this morning, when he got dressed in pajamas again, I told him, “Hewitt, go and get a pair of pants out of your drawer and put them on.”
Well, he obeyed. Unfortunately, he came back looking like this:
Our conversation went something like this:
Me: “Hewitt, honey, those pants don’t fit you.”
Hewitt: “But they were in my drawer.”
Me: “But they don’t fit.”
Hewitt: “But they were in my drawer.”
Me: “But they’re too big.”
Hewitt: “But they were in my drawer.”
Me: “But they keep falling down.”
Hewitt: “But they were in my drawer.”
[Astute readers may have remembered by this point that I told him to get pants out of his drawer and put them on. Exhausted mothers will understand that I had completely forgotten that I had told him to get pants out of his drawer.]
Me: {heaving big sigh} “Fine, go get a shirt.”
You can’t win them all…
I like your What a Sweetie post too, very endearing. Thanksgiving scent… cranberries???
We do have a cranberry spice scent for the holidays! Glad you’re enjoying the posts. 🙂 PJ
Kids are just too litteral! ha ha , my 5yo is like that
Exactly!! Unfortunately, I know some adults like that too. LOL PJ
Hahahahaha!
They crack me up sometimes! PJ