The three girls were snuggling in bed with us this morning. Indigo was with me and Brett and Jade snuggled with Jim.
Jade: “Dad, you have one child.”
Dad: “What about Brett?”
Jade: “ok, you have two kids, but that’s all.”
Dad: “Their names are Brettcoleemeryfletcher and Greyhewittindigojade.”
Jade: “No! Just Jade and Brett.”
Indigo: “What about me?”
Jade: “ok, three kids. Indigo, Brett, and me.”
Dad: “Their names are Indigo, Brett, and me?”
Jade: “No! Indigo, Brett and Jade. And that’s it. No more kids!”
Dad: “Well, go get dressed and milk the goats then.”
Jade: “ok, you also have Colter and Emery.”
Dad: “Then go wash all the dishes.”
Jade: “ok, you also have Greyden.”
Dad: “Then go start the laundry.”
Jade: “ok, you also have Hewitt.”
Dad: “Then go shred some laundry soap.”
Jade: “ok, you also have Fletcher.”
Dad: “Oh good. I have eight children.”
Jade: “Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhh!”